Is it scary that the first thing I think about in commenting on this piece is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac written by Jhonen Vazquez screaming about how necessary it is for him to keep blood on the walls of his underground murder home? “I HAVE TO KEEP THE WALL WET”
Okay, maybe it’s not that serious.
Also, after I shared this with some friends, they asked me if I was a Scanner. That would have been a funnier postscript. Oh well.