007-One Mile at a Time
A student something similar to me the other day, talking all about their car and less about all the stuff they needed for class that they happened to leave in their car.
I should ask him about his car, though. It’s probably pretty nice.
I’m not sure if the post-script is meant to be the teacher saying it or the student. In either event, just assume the teacher got his degree remotely and the student will one day learn how to pass the class, maybe even remotely.